What Happens in Rosarito Stays in Rosarito

I do not remember the year but definitely mid-1990s. Adela, Brandi, Alvin, Frances, Juanita, John, Rafa and myself took a road trip to Rosarito. What transpired is sealed in our memories, those that still have them of course because with all the booze that was consumed many brain cells were laid to rest on the beach at Rosarito. A fun time was had by all, despite the hangovers and sundry salacious shenanigans. I no longer imbibe the Demon Alcohol but I will raise a glass of root beer for a hearty "Cheers to Adela!"